I say thee... hel nay!

Isla Nublar (Edited and Updated) (59,754 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 13/?
Fandom: Thor (Movies), Jurassic Park - All Media Types
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Loki
Characters: Darcy Lewis, Loki (Marvel), Jane Foster (Marvel), Thor (Marvel)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, Slow Burn, Slow Build, Action & Romance, idiots to lovers, Dinosaurs, Animal Attack, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Modern: No Powers, Alternate Universe - Jurassic Park Fusion, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Fix-It of Sorts, Ian is a plot device, sorry if you like ian, Accidental Relationship, Canon Relationships, why waste a vacation
Series: Part 2 of Unus Annus 2022

Summary: The trip to Costa Rica was years in the planning, but now it's finally happening. Two couples on a ten-day trip over Christmas, to the world's most exotic resort and theme park.

What Darcy didn't plan for was her boyfriend breaking up with her only weeks before the once-of-a-lifetime, non-refundable trip. It's just a good thing she knows someone else who wasn't even invited. Her new date for the trip may be going out of his way to be as obnoxious as possible, but he's not even close to the worst thing about this vacation from hell.

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Loki/Darcy fake dating, Odinson family drama, and dinosaur carnage.

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